...don't say I never do you any favours. What's the difference between Rob Green and Justin Bieber? Rob Green knows how to drop his balls.

Steven Gerrard says, "The whole team is behind Rob Green." In retrospect, that's a good place to stand.

That was great. So when't the 3rd quarter?

England v USA - Kick off 19:30. USA will turn up at 19:41 and then claim victory

My PC has the Rob Green virus...I can't save anything!

England Goalkeeper rob green walked into the dressing room at full time, totally dejected, he threw his head into his hands.....and missed....

All these rob green jokes are getting out of hand, they're crossing the line

What's the difference between rob green's spill and BPs spill? robert green has got a cap for his.

Have you seen the new "rob green condoms?" They're extra slippery and you're guaranteed not to catch anything!

The name's Green. Robert Green. License to spill.

It would seem that rob green has got slippery fingers. Do you think he's been visiting Wayne Bridge's girlfriend too?

Don't shave for England! Do you think rob green misheard that!

What's the difference between rob green and Cinderella? Cinderella got to the ball!!

The England camp are saying that the new world cup ball was to blame for rob green's howler. If the hand of God wasn't bad enough now we have to pit our wits against a magical orb