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Clever Dick

It can't be easy being Dick Cheney, V.P.O.T.U.S. (Vice President Of The United States), second in command of the world's most powerful nation, constantly under pressure to perform. How he must long to escape, to do a Vladimir Putin and take just the one photographer on a macho foray into the countryside.

Of course, sometimes he gets the chance to do just that. Fly fishing for a few days with some trusted aides and colleagues. Only in the picture here, which you'll also find on his official website, look closely and you'll see in the reflection of his glasses exactly the sort of aide-de-camp/second lady our Dick likes to take with him. No wonder he's smiling.

Thank you Gary!

Mister Nice Hands

I love websites like this one. Chiefly because some frustrated genius is spending £30 a year maintaining a website that, when you click the guy's finger, makes a fart noise. There should be more sites like this. Elegant in its simplicity. I wonder what the creator's day job is. Link.

Rev. Moon - right wing messiah?

Bonkers. As far as I knew, the Moonies were just a crazy love cult from the 1970s. This 20-minute documentary changes things, saying how US Homeland security donated $300,000 to the Moonies so it could 'repair boats'; Rev. Sen Myung Moon has a fleet of boats that apparently supply most of America's sushi; the Moonies own the Washington Times; George Bush Snr. toured with Moon, speaking on his behalf in Japan and Argentina (that's not where the Bush/Moon links end); oh, and congressmen went to a ceremony in Washington crowning Rev. Moon the 'King of Peace'. Shit gets deeper. Enjoy:

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'In 2004, journalist John Gorenfeld scooped the Washington press corps when he exposed a scandalous party on Capitol Hill, in which members of Congress watched as Moon held a ritual coronation for himself as the "King of Peace." Wearing a majestic cape and coronet, the publisher declared himself the Messiah. The New York Times editors compared the event, sponsored by a U.S. senator, to an act of the Roman emperor Caligula.

'That, as you might imagine, was just the tip of the iceberg.

'Bad Moon Rising takes you into the underbelly of the Religious Right. Which is surprisingly, scandalously entwined with Moon and his business empire--an untold chapter in American political history.'

Link. Via BoingBoing.

The land that synthesisers forgot...

The guy's a genius. A bit strange, but genius nevertheless. I mean, imagine discovering you have a talent for this (and then practicing over and over and over again before filming yourself doing it). His neighbours must either think he's got about 20 people in his flat, or that he's just plain nuts. Or both.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7YR55MXZuk]

and:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KQF8DNKKV8]

Got it from a random Japanese blog. I have no idea what the original entry is about. Link.

PS - same blog led to this. Pretty cool (particularly the cappuccino-frother pizzicato):
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xui7x_KF7bY]

I'm sorry I haven't a clue...

Disaster. There I was, greatly enjoying Just a Minute, but secretly hoping I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue would be starting soon, and it turns out the new series doesn't start until June. Bah. That's far too long to wait (because I must be getting impatient in my dotage) so I dug around for some links. You will need 'Real Player' to listen to them.

Here is a great 'fingers on buzzers' round.

Here is a hilarious round in which the panellists update nursery rhymes.

Here are some fabulous 'postcards from history'.

And where would we be without one of Humph's asides about the lovely Samantha.

1970s logos

Fantastic collection on Flickr here from a mid-1970s edition of the World of Logotypes. Worth going through, if nothing else just for the nostalgia of seeing the old VCR logo. Also interesting to see which ones have lasted the test of time.

Steampunk 101

It's frustrating to see a trend emerging, and not really know what to call it. I've been seeing more and more pseudo-Victorian stuff emerging, from design to books to... well you'll see what else.

But now, Eureka! There is a name for it all: Steampunk. I didn't make it up. The term has been around since the 1980s, I just had never heard of it. More fool me.

So what actually is steampunk? Well it is similar to cyberpunk, but slightly more positive, less dystopian. Think H.G. Wells, Jules Verne, that sort of thing.

For writers of books such as The Glass Books of The Dream Eaters (very good if you haven't read it) and Lyra's world as envisioned by Philip Pullman, it means a chance to have heroes escape in dirigibles and drive steam powered cars, to invent new sciences and give your own names to existing ones. It seems largely to be an extension of creating worlds similar to our own, in which other paths were taken.

Jeepers, it turns out the culture even has its own magazine. Fantastic. Don't get me wrong, I'm not about to start pretending I'm an effete Sherlock Holmes-type with an eye for the dark arts and the flesh pits of imaginary civilizations, but it is satisfying to see how it has galvanised so many others. Have a look at some favourites:

There's the Steampunk Workshop's mac mini, complete with screen and keyboard(well worth following the link on the pic, so you can see it in detail):

A new vogue of reworking Star Wars characters in a steam punk style (here are Han Solo and Chewbacca from Star Wars, one of many given a full makeover on Eric Poulton's blog).

And of course this hilarious bike - though I'm not entirely sure about the rider's costume:

Tom Sepe, who made it, calls it a motorbike. I think it's more of a noisy scooter. See how he made it here.

Long slow slap

4k cameras (4000 frames per second instead of the usual 70-something) are used to slow things r i i i i g h t d o o w n. They're quite expensive though, so you tend only to see them used to publicise rugby matches on the BBC (so THAT's what the license fee is for).

Sky One's Brainiac, however, does exactly what I would do with them. Hits things (and people) and films the reaction, v e e e e r y s l o o o o w l y. Watch this video of a chubby man getting slapped in the face. It's quite funny (interesting too, to note how flexible the dude's nose is).

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BRw_ihZRJI&hl=en]

Bamboo Helmet


The hawk-eyed Gary Cook spotted a £189 bamboo helmet, made by Roof. Aesthetics aside, bamboo might not seem an obvious choice. Yet as well as being the planet's fastest growing plant (he typed, sending a quick little prayer of thanks to Google), bamboo's tensile strength is 28,000 per square inch, vs 23,000 for steel. Each strand of the grain is perfectly straight, and without branches or knots (save the occasional, but regular, knuckle), it has no weak points. The wood has been used to make suspension bridges, houses, even bicycles. Now you can wear it to stop your noggin getting squished like ze melon when you fall off your eco-scooter.

Origami, but not as you know it

Polyscene does things with paper and plastic you just wouldn't think posssible. From her astonishingly minimalist studio in Edinburgh come sculptures of all conceivable  shapes and sizes. It comes as no surprise that Vogue have used her a few times to create backgrounds on pages. 
 
There are neat little shapes, great swooping curves, Alice in Wonderland-inspired paper flamingos, plastic gauntlets, even bizarre looking paper hats that you think just shouldn't work. 
I can't quite put my finger on what I like most, the Bridget Riley effect of looking at one of her sheets for too long, or the incongruous way something made from paper can look so... solid. Either way, it's a wonderful to see. Not just artistic or beautiful, but something you can't just copy and paste. True craft. All too rare a commodity.
 
(this is one of her templates)
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Nelson Mandela Lego

Nelson Mandela, originally uploaded by Dunechaser.

On Flickr I came across a character who calls himself Dunechaser. Aside from taking pictures of him and his pug, there's nothing he likes more than inventing Lego characters. As well as the X-Men and a series of Lord of the Rings characters, he and his buddies have also done Presidents of America, great philosophers (Bertrand Russell being a particular favourite), and authors (Ernest Hemingway anyone?). While he has yet to hit his stride recreating great figures of the Renaissance, this figure of Nelson Mandela totally rocks.

If you have five minutes, take some time to look at the rest of his Lego here. Duplo and Playmobil will never again shine quite so bright.

Edo-period monster paintings by Sawaki Suushi

This whole entry came from Pink Tentacle - a fantastic blog that pics up all sorts of goodies from Asia.

"In the sophisticated popular culture of the Edo period (1603-1868), much attention was devoted to Japan’s rich pantheon of traditional monsters and apparitions, known as youkai. Sometimes frightening, sometimes humorous, these compelling Japanese folk creatures were the subject of numerous artistic and literary works. One such work was Hyakkai Zukkan, a collection of picture scrolls completed in 1737 by Sawaki Suushi, a relatively unknown artist who studied under master painter Hanabusa Itchou (1702-1772). Hyakkai Zukkan’s colorful depictions of Japan’s most notorious creatures inspired (and were copied by) youkai artists for generations. Here is a peek inside.

Yōkai: Ushioni --
Ushi-oni [Enlarge]

Ushi-oni (lit. “cow devil”) is a malevolent sea monster with the head of a bull and the body of a giant spider or crab. It is most often encountered in the coastal waters of western Japan, particularly in Shimane prefecture, where it is feared for its vicious attacks on fishermen. [More]

Ushi-oni is usually seen in connection with a related monster, called Nure-onna.

Yokai: Nureonna --
Nure-onna

Nure-onna (lit. “wet woman”) is a fast-swimming amphibious creature with the head of a human female and the body of a gigantic snake. Her appearance varies slightly from story to story, but she is usually described as having beady, snake-like eyes and long, sharp claws and fangs. Nure-onna is typically seen at the water’s edge, washing her long, flowing hair. In some stories, she carries a small child, which she uses to attract potential victims. When a well-intentioned person offers to hold the baby for Nure-onna, the child attaches itself to the victim’s hands and grows heavy, making it nearly impossible to flee. In some stories, Nure-onna uses her long, powerful tongue to suck all the blood from her victim’s body. [More]

Yōkai: Uwan--
Uwan

In ancient Aomori prefecture legends, Uwan is a disembodied voice that inhabits old, abandoned temples and homes. When a person enters a haunted building, the formless spirit belts out an ear-piercing “Uwan!” (hence the name). The voice is only audible to people inside the building — those standing outside hear nothing. Uwan consists only of sound and poses no physical danger.

Ancient Japanese legends are rife with examples of formless youkai like Uwan, which consist of nothing but sound, light or other natural phenomena. In the Edo period, however, these youkai assumed physical bodies as artists incorporated them into their work.

Yōkai: Nurarihyon, Mehitotsubou --
Nurarihyon (left), Mehitotsubou (right)

Another youkai that got a facelift in the Edo period is Nurarihyon, pictured here as as a well-dressed old man with an elongated bald head. Ancient Okayama prefecture legends describe Nurarihyon (lit. “slippery strange”) as a marine creature found in the Seto Inland Sea, often seen bobbing around on the surface of the water like some sort of giant jellyfish or octopus. Nurarihyon eludes capture by diving underwater when people approach to investigate.

In the Edo period, Nurarihyon came to be known as a mysterious old man with the uncanny ability to sneak into homes and “take over.” When the residents of a home encounter him sitting around drinking tea, they are unable throw him out and cannot help but treat him as the head of the household. Nurarihyon is said to be a highly respected figure in the world of youkai.

Mehitotsubou (above right), a large monk with a cyclopean eye, is a variant of the large shape-shifting monks commonly found in Japanese folk tales.

Yokai: Mikoshi-nyudo --
Mikoshi-nyuudou

Another monster monk is Mikoshi-nyuudou (a.k.a. Miage-nyuudou), a large, cross-eyed mendicant encountered on mountain passes or on lonely roads at night. Mikoshi-nyuudou grows taller when you look up at him — and the higher you look, the taller he grows. Look up for too long and you will die, goes the legend, but say “mikoshita” (”I see higher”) and he disappears. Mikoshi-nyuudou’s true identity is unknown, but in some areas he is believed to be a shape-shifting weasel, fox or tanuki.

Yokai: Yama-warau --
Yama-warau

Yama-warau (a.k.a. Yama-waro) are hairy, one-eyed Garappa (a variety of Kappa found in Kumamoto prefecture) who have gone into the mountains for the winter. These child-sized creatures are known to provide assistance to lumberjacks in the mountains, and they eagerly return again and again to help, as long as they are rewarded with liquor and rice balls.

Like other varieties of Kappa, Yama-warau are fond of playing tricks on people, and they enjoy sumo wrestling. They sometimes break into people’s homes to take a bath, and they have a sixth sense for danger, which allows them to escape from people with evil intentions.

At the spring equinox, Yama-warau return to the rivers to live as Garappa. They travel in groups, jumping from one rooftop to the next, all the way down to the water. If, along the way, they come across a new home under construction, they get angry and poke holes in the walls. Legend has it that anyone who goes to the river to catch a glimpse of a returning Yama-warau will become sick.

Yokai: Inugami --
Inugami

An Inugami (lit. “dog god”) is a familiar spirit that looks like a dog and acts as a protective guardian. Inugami are extremely powerful and loyal, and they are known to carry out acts of revenge on behalf of their “owners.” They can also exist independently, and under some circumstances they may turn against their owners. Inugami also have the ability to possess humans. [More]

Yokai: Ouni --
Ouni

Ouni is a mountain hag with a mouth stretching from ear to ear and a thick coat of long, black hair covering her entire body. According to an old Niigata prefecture legend, Ouni appeared one day to a group of women as they were spinning hemp into yarn. After accepting the hairy hag’s offer to help, the women watched in surprise as she repeatedly placed raw hemp fiber into her mouth and pulled out finished yarn. After quickly producing a large quantity in this way, Ouni stepped outside and suddenly disappeared. Legend has it that she left footprints in the nearby rocks, which can still be seen to this day.

Yokai: Kamikiri --
Kami-kiri [Enlarge]

Kami-kiri (lit. “hair-cutter”) are ghostly spirits known for sneaking up on people and cutting all their hair off, particularly when they are unknowingly engaged to marry a youkai, spirit or other supernatural creature posing as a human. These hair-cutting attacks are intended to delay or prevent weddings between humans and otherworldly beings, which are typically doomed to failure. [More]

For more images from Hyakkai Zukkan, see the Sawaki Suushi collection at Wikipedia Commons."

Facel Vega (yes please)

My friend Pierre first turned me on to Facel Vaga. Until then, I'd never even heard of the company, let alone its cars. The French firm was founded in 1939, and its Amboise factory made aeroplane parts, while its two Paris factories produced exquisite cars.

The cars are, quite simply, amazing. Later models had Chrysler engines, but not all of them, and the French were justifiably proud of these light sports cars, which did well abroad too. For some reason though, they never quite made it.


(Dean Martin - check out that side window and the chrome underbelly)


(Ringo Starr in a delicious red one - look at the way the bonnet echoes the grill)

They still have quite a cult following at sites like this one (where I pinched these images), and regular fan club meetings. I think the reason I like them is because so many other iconic sports cars made since then share or borrow bits of their design, whether it's the silhouette, the rear haunches or the dash. That and the fact that, just looking at them, you know they ooze class and style.

ps - apologies for inaccuracies, I'm sure loads of this is wrong, but am equally sure that you will survive.