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Often in job interviews or talking to people about writing, they ask "so which writers do you really admire?"

The answer they're looking for is usually along the lines of: "Oh well personally I admire Will Self for his scathing cynicism and joyous vocabulary; I would like A.A. Gill but he comes across a tad croneyish; that said, the political sketchwriting of Matthew Parris always raises a chuckle."

What I actually want to say is: "I read The Sun every day. I love it. Dear Deidre is one of the most hilarious columns EVER!"