If I were a giant

Priory Woods School in Middlesborough has an amazing web project, getting kids from all around the world to upload "Giant Stories" (and, sometimes, accompanying pictures). They are, if you don't mind me saying, absolutely inspired. Some are heartbreaking. Some are like haiku. I've put a few below, but you should really click through to HERE and see for yourself - and if you know any teachers, tell them to get stuck in with their schools too. I were a Giant, I would destroy towns. There would be massive destruction. I would be green and smelly. I would be mean and destroy the Earth. There would only be two people left on Earth. They would die in space with me, the giant. (Joshua, 7, USA)

IF I was a giant, I would kill people. I would go to a jungle and climb trees and kill lions by kicking footballs in their eyes. I would like to climb a mountain and jump off. (George, 11, UK)

If i woke up to be a giant, I would take over as queen and get free things. I would eat until I was full and have lots of friends watch loads of movies, listen to music in the sun and go swimming in the sea. When i go to sleep I would go to a cotton factory and a mattress factory, put the cotton on the mattresses and build a big room to put them in. I would get a massive cover then sleep. I would never go to school. I would have my dream job and never have to wake up if i didn't want to. Nobody would call me fat because everyone would think it is cool to be fat so I would be so popular. (Kirsty, 10, UK)

One day there was a giant. She was too fat and a little girl was crying. The giant ate 20 chickens. The End. (Jamie Lea, 7, Australia)