Never do cocaine with Woody Allen (plus secret dating tips)

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHTcjZzSlAM&w=700] Plus, from the wonderful Play It Again Sam, when he finds out his blind date is dropping by...

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKczZnfwYC4&w=700]

...but he manages to impress her with his multiculturalism. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upm444PAxyo&w=700]