They had a wee challenge - submit a haiku about the object to your left. Some of my favourite entries follow. No picture. Unrelated. My aunt once told me slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

Harry Potter books, Numbers five, six, and seven. I'm 20 years old.

Smelly, smelly cat ...the FUCK are they feeding you? It is not your fault.

Steel coffee cup you are also a french press Fuck starbucks coffee

wristwatch to my left why you lying on table must have put you there

pillow is ugly purple colour i do not like this pillow very much i have a vagina woo

A leather jacket it protects my skin from cold the chaps, not so much

I have a ruler I use it to draw straight lines And measure my cock

i actually know how to write a haiku you all are fucktards.

Me and my guitar I play you so horribly Please co-operate.

Great War shrapnel shell Now you give light as my lamp It's a funny old world.

Haiku's can be easy sometimes they don't make much sense Refrigerator

oh left leg of mine you move me half way everywhere dont you ever break

tits or gtfo