[youtube=http://youtu.be/nHrrS_hOnZw&w=700] The pelican's a funny bird, its feathers could be cleaner Though if its beak were half the size it would be somewhat leaner. And when below it sees a ray a fishin' in the water It fights the urge to dive on in and join in with the slaughter. The ray's a jealous type you see, despite its calm demeanour, The only way to calm it down is cans of Orangina.

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