Long slow slap

4k cameras (4000 frames per second instead of the usual 70-something) are used to slow things r i i i i g h t d o o w n. They're quite expensive though, so you tend only to see them used to publicise rugby matches on the BBC (so THAT's what the license fee is for).

Sky One's Brainiac, however, does exactly what I would do with them. Hits things (and people) and films the reaction, v e e e e r y s l o o o o w l y. Watch this video of a chubby man getting slapped in the face. It's quite funny (interesting too, to note how flexible the dude's nose is).

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Bamboo Helmet


The hawk-eyed Gary Cook spotted a £189 bamboo helmet, made by Roof. Aesthetics aside, bamboo might not seem an obvious choice. Yet as well as being the planet's fastest growing plant (he typed, sending a quick little prayer of thanks to Google), bamboo's tensile strength is 28,000 per square inch, vs 23,000 for steel. Each strand of the grain is perfectly straight, and without branches or knots (save the occasional, but regular, knuckle), it has no weak points. The wood has been used to make suspension bridges, houses, even bicycles. Now you can wear it to stop your noggin getting squished like ze melon when you fall off your eco-scooter.

Origami, but not as you know it

Polyscene does things with paper and plastic you just wouldn't think posssible. From her astonishingly minimalist studio in Edinburgh come sculptures of all conceivable  shapes and sizes. It comes as no surprise that Vogue have used her a few times to create backgrounds on pages. 
 
There are neat little shapes, great swooping curves, Alice in Wonderland-inspired paper flamingos, plastic gauntlets, even bizarre looking paper hats that you think just shouldn't work. 
I can't quite put my finger on what I like most, the Bridget Riley effect of looking at one of her sheets for too long, or the incongruous way something made from paper can look so... solid. Either way, it's a wonderful to see. Not just artistic or beautiful, but something you can't just copy and paste. True craft. All too rare a commodity.
 
(this is one of her templates)
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Nelson Mandela Lego

Nelson Mandela, originally uploaded by Dunechaser.

On Flickr I came across a character who calls himself Dunechaser. Aside from taking pictures of him and his pug, there's nothing he likes more than inventing Lego characters. As well as the X-Men and a series of Lord of the Rings characters, he and his buddies have also done Presidents of America, great philosophers (Bertrand Russell being a particular favourite), and authors (Ernest Hemingway anyone?). While he has yet to hit his stride recreating great figures of the Renaissance, this figure of Nelson Mandela totally rocks.

If you have five minutes, take some time to look at the rest of his Lego here. Duplo and Playmobil will never again shine quite so bright.

Edo-period monster paintings by Sawaki Suushi

This whole entry came from Pink Tentacle - a fantastic blog that pics up all sorts of goodies from Asia.

"In the sophisticated popular culture of the Edo period (1603-1868), much attention was devoted to Japan’s rich pantheon of traditional monsters and apparitions, known as youkai. Sometimes frightening, sometimes humorous, these compelling Japanese folk creatures were the subject of numerous artistic and literary works. One such work was Hyakkai Zukkan, a collection of picture scrolls completed in 1737 by Sawaki Suushi, a relatively unknown artist who studied under master painter Hanabusa Itchou (1702-1772). Hyakkai Zukkan’s colorful depictions of Japan’s most notorious creatures inspired (and were copied by) youkai artists for generations. Here is a peek inside.

Yōkai: Ushioni --
Ushi-oni [Enlarge]

Ushi-oni (lit. “cow devil”) is a malevolent sea monster with the head of a bull and the body of a giant spider or crab. It is most often encountered in the coastal waters of western Japan, particularly in Shimane prefecture, where it is feared for its vicious attacks on fishermen. [More]

Ushi-oni is usually seen in connection with a related monster, called Nure-onna.

Yokai: Nureonna --
Nure-onna

Nure-onna (lit. “wet woman”) is a fast-swimming amphibious creature with the head of a human female and the body of a gigantic snake. Her appearance varies slightly from story to story, but she is usually described as having beady, snake-like eyes and long, sharp claws and fangs. Nure-onna is typically seen at the water’s edge, washing her long, flowing hair. In some stories, she carries a small child, which she uses to attract potential victims. When a well-intentioned person offers to hold the baby for Nure-onna, the child attaches itself to the victim’s hands and grows heavy, making it nearly impossible to flee. In some stories, Nure-onna uses her long, powerful tongue to suck all the blood from her victim’s body. [More]

Yōkai: Uwan--
Uwan

In ancient Aomori prefecture legends, Uwan is a disembodied voice that inhabits old, abandoned temples and homes. When a person enters a haunted building, the formless spirit belts out an ear-piercing “Uwan!” (hence the name). The voice is only audible to people inside the building — those standing outside hear nothing. Uwan consists only of sound and poses no physical danger.

Ancient Japanese legends are rife with examples of formless youkai like Uwan, which consist of nothing but sound, light or other natural phenomena. In the Edo period, however, these youkai assumed physical bodies as artists incorporated them into their work.

Yōkai: Nurarihyon, Mehitotsubou --
Nurarihyon (left), Mehitotsubou (right)

Another youkai that got a facelift in the Edo period is Nurarihyon, pictured here as as a well-dressed old man with an elongated bald head. Ancient Okayama prefecture legends describe Nurarihyon (lit. “slippery strange”) as a marine creature found in the Seto Inland Sea, often seen bobbing around on the surface of the water like some sort of giant jellyfish or octopus. Nurarihyon eludes capture by diving underwater when people approach to investigate.

In the Edo period, Nurarihyon came to be known as a mysterious old man with the uncanny ability to sneak into homes and “take over.” When the residents of a home encounter him sitting around drinking tea, they are unable throw him out and cannot help but treat him as the head of the household. Nurarihyon is said to be a highly respected figure in the world of youkai.

Mehitotsubou (above right), a large monk with a cyclopean eye, is a variant of the large shape-shifting monks commonly found in Japanese folk tales.

Yokai: Mikoshi-nyudo --
Mikoshi-nyuudou

Another monster monk is Mikoshi-nyuudou (a.k.a. Miage-nyuudou), a large, cross-eyed mendicant encountered on mountain passes or on lonely roads at night. Mikoshi-nyuudou grows taller when you look up at him — and the higher you look, the taller he grows. Look up for too long and you will die, goes the legend, but say “mikoshita” (”I see higher”) and he disappears. Mikoshi-nyuudou’s true identity is unknown, but in some areas he is believed to be a shape-shifting weasel, fox or tanuki.

Yokai: Yama-warau --
Yama-warau

Yama-warau (a.k.a. Yama-waro) are hairy, one-eyed Garappa (a variety of Kappa found in Kumamoto prefecture) who have gone into the mountains for the winter. These child-sized creatures are known to provide assistance to lumberjacks in the mountains, and they eagerly return again and again to help, as long as they are rewarded with liquor and rice balls.

Like other varieties of Kappa, Yama-warau are fond of playing tricks on people, and they enjoy sumo wrestling. They sometimes break into people’s homes to take a bath, and they have a sixth sense for danger, which allows them to escape from people with evil intentions.

At the spring equinox, Yama-warau return to the rivers to live as Garappa. They travel in groups, jumping from one rooftop to the next, all the way down to the water. If, along the way, they come across a new home under construction, they get angry and poke holes in the walls. Legend has it that anyone who goes to the river to catch a glimpse of a returning Yama-warau will become sick.

Yokai: Inugami --
Inugami

An Inugami (lit. “dog god”) is a familiar spirit that looks like a dog and acts as a protective guardian. Inugami are extremely powerful and loyal, and they are known to carry out acts of revenge on behalf of their “owners.” They can also exist independently, and under some circumstances they may turn against their owners. Inugami also have the ability to possess humans. [More]

Yokai: Ouni --
Ouni

Ouni is a mountain hag with a mouth stretching from ear to ear and a thick coat of long, black hair covering her entire body. According to an old Niigata prefecture legend, Ouni appeared one day to a group of women as they were spinning hemp into yarn. After accepting the hairy hag’s offer to help, the women watched in surprise as she repeatedly placed raw hemp fiber into her mouth and pulled out finished yarn. After quickly producing a large quantity in this way, Ouni stepped outside and suddenly disappeared. Legend has it that she left footprints in the nearby rocks, which can still be seen to this day.

Yokai: Kamikiri --
Kami-kiri [Enlarge]

Kami-kiri (lit. “hair-cutter”) are ghostly spirits known for sneaking up on people and cutting all their hair off, particularly when they are unknowingly engaged to marry a youkai, spirit or other supernatural creature posing as a human. These hair-cutting attacks are intended to delay or prevent weddings between humans and otherworldly beings, which are typically doomed to failure. [More]

For more images from Hyakkai Zukkan, see the Sawaki Suushi collection at Wikipedia Commons."

Facel Vega (yes please)

My friend Pierre first turned me on to Facel Vaga. Until then, I'd never even heard of the company, let alone its cars. The French firm was founded in 1939, and its Amboise factory made aeroplane parts, while its two Paris factories produced exquisite cars.

The cars are, quite simply, amazing. Later models had Chrysler engines, but not all of them, and the French were justifiably proud of these light sports cars, which did well abroad too. For some reason though, they never quite made it.


(Dean Martin - check out that side window and the chrome underbelly)


(Ringo Starr in a delicious red one - look at the way the bonnet echoes the grill)

They still have quite a cult following at sites like this one (where I pinched these images), and regular fan club meetings. I think the reason I like them is because so many other iconic sports cars made since then share or borrow bits of their design, whether it's the silhouette, the rear haunches or the dash. That and the fact that, just looking at them, you know they ooze class and style.

ps - apologies for inaccuracies, I'm sure loads of this is wrong, but am equally sure that you will survive.

Worth every penny


And then of course, there's the Filson. The slogan, "might as well have the best", kind of says it all. Just $200 got me this little beauty, and it's absolutely perfect. The zip... oh my god, what action! The thick canvas, so durable! Don't even get me start on the shoulder strap's connectors. They're... perfect. Yup, forget 2323 basketballs. The real collector in me says "buy once and buy right" (and then feels a bit foolish for sounding like an idiot).

Pointless waste of money


It sometimes surprises me how much people spend on 'limited edition' stuff. There's the rare pen, the one-of-a-kind watch, the unique first edition book. All of which is entirely understandable - you want to collect it for its aesthetic appeal and sense of history? Fine. But a. basketball? Nike have made a limited edition Jordan commemorative basketball. Limited because they only made 2323 of them (not 23, but 2323 - ooh what rareness) .

Luxist says: "It also comes with an embroidered sport sack with shoelace drawstring and it sells for $150."

Jack says: "This sort of thing makes me cross. Don't buy 'stuff', buy things that have enduring appeal and may appreciate in value. $150? Jeepers."

Oh my god it's Jabba's desk!

Han Solo, in carbonite, in your house

The image of Han Solo encased in carbonite is so iconic, "Star Wars" geeks around the world have come up with myriad ways to recreate the moment. Go online and read about Han Solo in Chocolate Carbonite, Han Solo in Carbonite USB keys, and even recipes for Han Solo En-Queso'd in Carbonite (a cheese dish).
But nothing is quite as cool as this mammoth office desk created by Tom Spina Designs, a New York custom sculpture and theme prop company. It took two months to create the desk, constructed largely of steel. It was built for one of the members of Christian rock band, Casting Crowns. As Solo himself once said: "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

From The Stylephile.

Edmond Issacs MBE

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Edmond Issacs MBE, originally uploaded by Phil Sharp..

Found this on Flickr by one of my 'contacts' (which means I don't actually know him, but I do like his photographs). On a poncey level, I like the way he's put in a blur, and the way the line of the shoulder matches the tracks in the background, and so on and son. Really, though, I just like the fact that the dude's snaggletooth looks awesome, and that he looks so... well, so COOL.

Nokia Nano Morph Stretchy Roll-up Phone


Production ready in seven years, they say (call it 15-20). This is the 'morph concept', which can be worn as a bracelet, clean itself, you name it. It's being made with the help of brainiacs at Cambridge University. Wonder if they'll tie you in to an 18-month contract with O2 before you can get one...
Link. Via Gizmodo.

Richmond Park...

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pretty heart, originally uploaded by Captain Jack is the MAAAAAAN.

...the place rocks at this time of year. Won't be long until the clocks change - you can almost feel the ground waking up. Woohoo!

Yoga Party!

Indian agency JWT came up with these images for a recent yoga festival. My favourite is the dude on the bench, but the copper and the bike do tickle my fancy. Link.

This may sound patronising (and it's certainly not meant to) but it is great to see ideas from a non-NYLON agency that are just as fresh as anything you'd see from D&AD. All too often when I see stuff from further afield, it seems a bit... inflight magazine-y. This is quite the opposite.

ps - no photoshop involved in these images. It's all real stretching. The yoga festival was held in Pondicherry this January.

Fruity head dresses from Ethiopia

Emeka Okafor writes:

Hans Silvester captures in his book 'Natural Fashion: Tribal Decoration from Africa' the delectable headdresses of the Omo Valley peoples.In the Telegraph he states:

'They can take any material from the plant world - leaf, stem, flower, grass, root - and instantly transform it into an accessory straight from a fairy tale, without the slightest tinge of absurdity.'

Where The Wild Things Are

Whoopee! Test footage of the forthcoming Where The Wild Things Are movie, directed by Spike Jonze. It won't actually be out until 2009, but I'm hoping for a cross between Donnie Darko and Beetlejuice. Word is the film would have been ready this year, but there are massive reshoots scheduled as it's just too scary. Sacrilege. That was the whole point of the book! Poor old Maurice Sendak must be livid.

So, to the clip, of which Spike Jonze says:
That was a very early test with the sole purpose of just getting some footage to Ben our vfx (visual effects) supervisor to see if our vfx plan for the faces would work. The clip doesn't look or feel anything like the movie, the Wild Thing suit is a very early cringy prototype, and the boy is a friend of ours Griffin who we had used in a Yeah Yeah Yeahs video we shot a few weeks before. We love him, but he is not in the actually film...Oh and that is not a wolf suit, its a lamb suit we bought on the internet. Talk to you later... - Spike

This clip was originally tracked down by Aintitcool, I think, but it keeps getting yanked by the producers. I love it when the big monster says "Nah, you're right, robots are the best..."

Wikilink about the book.
Listen to a track by The Heroes, also called 'Where The Wild Things Are', here (not sure if I like it or not)

And there's this little early piece of CG from Disney, also based on Sendak's lovely book:
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