Crom! There's is nothing better than crushing your enemies and seeing them driven before you. Except for hearing the lamentations of the musical version. This by Jon and Al, who also did musical parodies for Silence of the Lambs and 24: Season Two.
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HORSHAM, Australia, June 23 (UPI) -- Police in Australia said two men dubbed "dumb and dumber" by investigators shot each other with an air rifle to see whether it would hurt. Horsham police said the two 34-year-old men decided to have a "bit of fun" after drinking beer Sunday and decided to shoot each other with the air rifle to see whether the shots "would penetrate their skin or it would hurt," The Australian reported Wednesday.
Police said the two men shot each other at about 5:30 p.m. and apparently believed they had escaped injury until two days later when they were hospitalized with pain and had pellets surgically removed from their legs and buttocks.
Investigators said they revoked a firearms license held by one of the men and took away his guns. They said the investigation is ongoing.
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What's the difference between Rob Green and Justin Bieber?
Rob Green knows how to drop his balls.
Steven Gerrard says, "The whole team is behind Rob Green." In retrospect, that's a good place to stand.
That was great. So when't the 3rd quarter?
England v USA - Kick off 19:30. USA will turn up at 19:41 and then claim victory
My PC has the Rob Green virus...I can't save anything!
England Goalkeeper rob green walked into the dressing room at full time, totally dejected, he threw his head into his hands.....and missed....
All these rob green jokes are getting out of hand, they're crossing the line
What's the difference between rob green's spill and BPs spill? robert green has got a cap for his.
Have you seen the new "rob green condoms?" They're extra slippery and you're guaranteed not to catch anything!
The name's Green. Robert Green. License to spill.
It would seem that rob green has got slippery fingers. Do you think he's been visiting Wayne Bridge's girlfriend too?
Don't shave for England! Do you think rob green misheard that!
What's the difference between rob green and Cinderella? Cinderella got to the ball!!
The England camp are saying that the new world cup ball was to blame for rob green's howler. If the hand of God wasn't bad enough now we have to pit our wits against a magical orb
People have funny little routines when they get home from work. Some people turn on the telly and tune out until bed time. One very good friend of mine likes nothing better than to just sit on the sofa with all the lights off. Another turns on his Xbox 360 and rains merry hell onto the heads of digital terrorists from his virtual gunship. I don't have a telly (I do, but it's only for films and stuff), so I quite like to cook. It's very relaxing - meditative if you like. And you know what? I'm not alone. The video below comes from jetdaisuke, in Tokyo. Turns out we share a great deal in our cooking techniques (and, I think, general attitude to life). I need to know where he got his panda-thing from. And I love the way he says "sliced cheese". Rocking. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H2bRd91sZw]
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From this excellent page of silly infographics on B3TA.
